Ae kya te chaar chhalle aali
Tanne le gyi gaal ke
Ae ye mera rove Swaraj khadya gela mein
Ae tanne jud ke ne aap laal chuda le liya
Aeye mrea tha khindaya kyaan te killa mein

Ae jaa ye jug jug jeeve tera yaar
Ki tu bhi jug jug jee liye
Ae jaa ye jug jug jeeve tera yaar
Ki tu bhi jug jug jee liye
Ae ja ye mar gya ae tera Gulzaar sun le…

Hey chaar maare peg neat motor aale
paani mein soda half karke
O din mein ta yaara gel paadu jaale
Raatan nu rovun yaad karke
O din mein ta yaara gel paadu jaale
Raatan nu rovun yaad karke

Hove je kille jot baalak’aan ch baahle laadle
Unn deekhe aansuaan ke khaale laadle
Chhani aale leke baithi Jaguar
Ki tu bhi jug jug jee liye
Ae jaa ye jug jug jeeve tera yaar
Ki tu bhi jug jug jee liye
Ae ja ye mar gya ae tera Gulzaar sun le…

Manne puchya kyaante chhod diya
Boli second aala suthra se
Ae yo bhi to manas se
Saala ke jannat se utrya se

Mere peese wapas karde
Boli tod ke dhanche dhar dyungi
Ke kahe madam?
Oh mujhe raat raat ka time do bhaiya
Kal hi paache kar dungi
Oh mujhe raat raat ka time do bhaiya
Kal hi paache kar dungi

Pher ke hoya laadle?
Pher…

Maar ke block boli jee le laadle
Mhaara ho gaya se talaak ji
Ho gaya se talaak ji
Kyun kar bhoolun Whatsapp waali
Meethi meethi raatan ki wo baat ji
Raatan ki wo baat..
Ae mera Ramphal ke gaat Salman te
Tanne oye kaala byahna tha..

Dil tod ke bagaane ke plan tha
To laado dil nahi laana tha
Je dil tod ke bagaane ke plan tha
To laado dil nahi laana tha

Boht khel khel liye madam
Asli rishta ka tanne eeb bera paatega
Yaar ka ke se
Yaar to chhada se
Niyu ae kaache kaatega
Laada laa lai Ram Ram

Ho Gulzaar dekh agli se tyaar
Ke tu bhi jug jug jee liye
Ae jaa ye jug jug jeeve tera yaar
Ki tu bhi jug jug jee liye…